A good one:
Hethrir writes "Apparently Google is tired of waiting for NASA to send a manned mission to Mars. They announced plans to use their expertise in getting babes to get Linus Torvalds on Mars by late 2005." I'm all for space exploration, but don't you think we should send a ferret up there first? The announcement is here.
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