Wednesday, April 16, 2003

Time Traveler Busted For Insider Trading

Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28. "We dont believe this guys story -- hes either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider. "But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply cant be pure luck.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html
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